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yokalite position 

On your hands and knees, ready to take it from behind.
She got down in the yokalite position.
a person from a poor town, who is dumb
damn that dudes a yokal
yokal by shaun mac June 11, 2006
A highly annoying individual, having a very low IQ and lacking common sense.
Get out of the way 'yorkal'!
yorkal by Flathand March 20, 2016
When you eat a burger with an egg on it and the yolk finales all over your face
TJ ate a burger last night. And that bitch yolkakked all over dat face!
Yolkakke by One night in AA July 12, 2019
Y.O.L.A.L

the rebuttle to yolo, You Only Live A Lot.

made for people who live a shit tonne and aren’t afraid to die and then come back to live to party some more.
person one: “dude my heart fully stopped, i was legally dead for like two minutes.”

person two: “woah you should probably chill out then.”

person one: “psht, YOLAL.”
yolal by yertturt January 20, 2021
(originated in Ukraine)
1. Christmas tree in a political setting. Usually spruce or pine.
2. Any potentially hazardous tree or wreath for the President.
3. Any object that is planned to be placed in the city center that could be used as a pretext for violent and cruel police crackdown.
4. Any significant metal structure found in the vicinity of the peaceful protests that you can hang your flags on.
5. Any structure that can be used to place the banner of the opposition leader put in jail as a result of selective justice.
6. Something that is mistaked by the President for something else.
7. Any postmodern Christmas tree in Ukraine
The layout of flags and banners on the yolka, has become the cause of an altercation between protesters
Yolka by 2sko January 1, 2014