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Yogatory 

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."
Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019
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Yogatorium

A place where Lululemon clad, somewhat wealthy women meet to gossip, stretch, listen to calming music, and ultimately pass gas at one another. Sometimes heat is added, but that’ll cost extra.
Kammy was delayed arriving to her mani/pedi because the Yogatorium started her Tantric Escapes class later than usual.
Yogatorium by Captain of Industry October 1, 2021

yoga toe 

when a woman's yoga pants are so tight you can read her lipps
her yoga toe is so tight she wants to be in downward facing dog
yoga toe by kaoz January 5, 2013

yogatopia 

Noun. A yogatopia is a yoga-inspired utopia (or dystopia) where everyone does yoga, either by choice or by force.
Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where everyone did yoga? Then, there'd be world peace! It would be a utopia, wait, no; it would be a yogatopia.
yogatopia by psdmccartney July 6, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022