Yocum

A man, wearing a baseball cap, on a video conference, while explaining why things that don’t matter matter.

I just had a yocum when I was trying to get work done

by Dib Dub Dub February 03, 2023

Yocum

(n.) to be late; unfashionably late

Jonathan: "Where's Hannah?"
Melanie: "I'm not sure. She said she'd be here at 6:30.."
Chris: "She's pulling a Yocum."

by andhannahwasall June 20, 2009

yocum

1.derogatory term for an especially black person.
2.derogatory term for mixed black person (not as common).

1.MAN, that yocum is dark!

by joe buckam September 08, 2005

yocum

anything and everything can be a yocum
it can be any thing you want

That yocum, this yocum,
Josh Gaines is a yocum.

by Billy Shubin November 13, 2003

Jordan Makenzie Yocum

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.

Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

by Little mouse February 21, 2016