yocum

1.derogatory term for an especially black person.
2.derogatory term for mixed black person (not as common).

1.MAN, that yocum is dark!

by joe buckam September 23, 2005

Yocum

A man, wearing a baseball cap, on a video conference, while explaining why things that don’t matter matter.

I just had a yocum when I was trying to get work done

by Dib Dub Dub February 2, 2023

Yocum

(n.) to be late; unfashionably late

Jonathan: "Where's Hannah?"
Melanie: "I'm not sure. She said she'd be here at 6:30.."
Chris: "She's pulling a Yocum."

by andhannahwasall June 19, 2009

yocum

anything and everything can be a yocum
it can be any thing you want

That yocum, this yocum,
Josh Gaines is a yocum.

by Billy Shubin November 13, 2003

Jordan Makenzie Yocum

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.

Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

by Little mouse September 5, 2016

sloppy yockman

A really horrendous sloppy shit.

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?

by Princess Braids-a-Lot September 14, 2011

Youmidity

The measure of moisture in you - used as a metric to determine how much you want it. High youmidity means that you are hot, moist, sticky or wet - indicating you want it really bad - and low youmidity means you are cold and dry - indicating you lack empathy and need to relax.

Booty Caller: “Hi honey-bun, I’m sorry I haven’t called in a while. I’ve been super busy with work. I miss you. How’s the weather where you are?”
Booty Callee: “High youmidity, babe. How quickly can you get here?”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 14, 2019