gaines

Awkward in everyday tasks especially while moving; Uncoordinated, both in physical and mental activities. The subject may perhaps be lacking a cerebellum.

One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life.

One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves).

An all together sobering person.

Wow John you would think walking down stairs would be an easy task for a twenty-three year old, but you just gainesed it.

John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.

by Shaun Parker February 1, 2008

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Gaines is one of a kind. Arguably the most good looking, jacked human on the planet. When he walks past a girl they immediately drop their panties and blast their tight hole with 4 fingers. That’s the type of effect a Gaines has on his female counterparts. What a guy, honestly. If you know a Gaines, feel blessed. Get on his bad side and he will sonn the fuck out of you.

Did you just see that girl blasting her hole with 4 fingers? Must be a Gaines in the Area.

by Hellooook March 26, 2020

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-v To develop secondary personality for the sake of furthering an agenda.

Etymology: When Garth Brooks took on the persona of Chris Gaines.

Dude, quit gainesing!!! (when your friend tries to pick up a girl and uses a different personality).

by Iceenuhtz January 12, 2012

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One who is incredible at every day tasks. He usually can be seen participating in athletics. He always does the right thing. Closest thing to a modern day superman.

Man you just gainesed that test. I thought it was really hard.

by Lamenter23 February 26, 2017

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