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Noun:
1.someone with an uncommon interest in all things; their curiosity often leads them into dangerous situations that they cannot escape from. A Yotum is known to cause mass destruction.

2. A clumsy person
3. Someone whose curiosity is mistaken for confusion.
1. Watch out Billy, a Yotum just walked into the room.

2. That Yotum looks like they are upto no good!

3 Why would you sleep with a Yotum?
Yotum by The Dues Dude October 31, 2011
Words you can keep
Another word for queer, most Yotums' have a unbelievably small penis.
Yotum by agent cool April 17, 2009
Related Words
Yotum yotam yocum Yotus Youmi yokum Yolum yotube Youmma Youmna
A handsome day dreamer with the softest eyes and cutest face. He looks like an angel and acts like a king full of wisdom.

He has a beautiful smile with perfect teeth and usually sports a beard. He almost looks like Jesus, but sexier.

He is talented in the arts, plays an instrument or two, sings, draws, and paints. He loves nature and animals.
I'm so in love with Yotam. He is the cutest, most handsomest, sexiest man ever.
Yotam by Iamdyan January 11, 2019

Youtumadan 

Youtumadan (or sometimes youtubadan):inspired by the holy month of Ramadan. Youtumadan is about refraining from watching youtube videos and sending them to friends and colleagues from down to sunset ie during office hours.
-check your inbox,I have just sent you a link to a sick youtube vid,man!
-Thanks dude but I wll watch it tonight. I am doing youtumadan.

ramadan,lent, fasting, YouTube Loop, abstinence
Youtumadan by tvseton September 7, 2010
The measure of moisture in you - used as a metric to determine how much you want it. High youmidity means that you are hot, moist, sticky or wet - indicating you want it really bad - and low youmidity means you are cold and dry - indicating you lack empathy and need to relax.
Booty Caller: “Hi honey-bun, I’m sorry I haven’t called in a while. I’ve been super busy with work. I miss you. How’s the weather where you are?”
Booty Callee: “High youmidity, babe. How quickly can you get here?”
The 15 minutes of fame you receive from being on a YouTube video.

Related "Youfamy"
Wow, posting that clip on the net really made me youmous. I can't go out without someone asking me if I was that dude on the net!

The day she uploaded the video of me getting punked at my bachelor party will live in youfamy.
youmous by iamnotone August 2, 2009
prononciate uma

Youma is an african subsaharian female name that litteraly comes from the arabic noun ''umm'' and means ''mother'' in the way that it basically defines a leading woman, a woman whom rules with softness and love. ''Youma'' is specifically a mauritanian/ malian/ senegalese female name. It also can be written as ''uma''
My grandma's name is Youma. She is from South Mauritania.
This is Youma. She is à top-ranking mauritanian senegalese black model.
youma by Ashley99love November 5, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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