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A man, wearing a baseball cap, on a video conference, while explaining why things that don’t matter matter.
I just had a yocum when I was trying to get work done
Yocum by Dib Dub Dub February 2, 2023
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yocum • Jordan Makenzie Yocum • Youmi • yocom • yocuz • yokum • Yolum • Yotum • Youmma • Youmna
(n.) to be late; unfashionably late
Jonathan: "Where's Hannah?"
Melanie: "I'm not sure. She said she'd be here at 6:30.."
Chris: "She's pulling a Yocum."
Yocum by andhannahwasall June 19, 2009
anything and everything can be a yocum
it can be any thing you want
That yocum, this yocum,
Josh Gaines is a yocum.
yocum by Billy Shubin November 13, 2003

Jordan Makenzie Yocum 

Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.

Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum

sloppy yockman 

Hey who left a sloppy yockman in the toilet?
The measure of moisture in you - used as a metric to determine how much you want it. High youmidity means that you are hot, moist, sticky or wet - indicating you want it really bad - and low youmidity means you are cold and dry - indicating you lack empathy and need to relax.
Booty Caller: “Hi honey-bun, I’m sorry I haven’t called in a while. I’ve been super busy with work. I miss you. How’s the weather where you are?”
Booty Callee: “High youmidity, babe. How quickly can you get here?”
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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