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Yes dear 

1.n. A pussy whipped muthafucka that won't stand up to his old lady.

2. n. A man who let' his old lady walk all over him and control him.

3. n. A dude whokisses his old lady's ass, so as to not fight, get bitched at, or deprived of sex.
1. "Man, look at Tom, he's such a fuckin yes dear that fool can't do shit."

"Yeah he may wear the pants in the family but, she damn sure picks them out."

2. "Hey you wanna come out to the bar, have a few drinks?"

"Oh, dude I'd love to but the old lady won't be having it."

"Grow a set of balls you fuckin yes dear!"
Yes dear by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009
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Yes Dear 

A phrase that any man can say to his spouse or significant other, meaning "I agree with you" to her but "shut up" to him.
Hannah: Dave, you never do the washing up, it's your turn tonight.
Dave (aloud): Yes dear
Dave (Internal monologue): Shut up. I'm going to the pub.
Yes Dear by Plastercaster January 20, 2010
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yes dear, if you want 

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"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."
yes dear, if you want by Nick D February 25, 2003
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