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Yeetus Cleetus

Yeetus Cleetus is where you grab a child and yeet them
Guy: Hi child... YEETUS CLEETUS
Child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeetus Cleetus by Yamialive March 4, 2021

Yeetus Cleetus

The incestuous feelings you may have for a sister, cousin or mother.
Cletus: Yo man my sisters looking mighty fine!
Billy: Don't be a Yeetus Cleetus Cletus, tut tut tut
Cletus: What about my cousin?
Billy: Go for it my n*gga XD
Yeetus Cleetus by Yeetus Cleetus October 16, 2018

Yeetus CLEETUS

A ryhme often used to represent the YouTube channel flamingo.

Person 1: YEETUS CLEETUS YOUR LEGS ARE DELETUS
Person 2: nooo :sob:
Yo wassup. Yeetus CLEETUS, your teeth are deletus.
Yeetus CLEETUS by Propoopermitsy February 9, 2021

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus 

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

YEETUS CLEETUS DELETUS 

What every annoying roblox user says
Normal person: hey watched that video by-
The annoying kid: YEETUS CLEETUS DELETUS HAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA SO FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!!!

YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS 

Most likely referring to throwing a child named Cleetus so fucking hard he is deleetus.
Guy 1: Hi I have a child named Cleetus
Guy 2: YEETUS THE FEETUS NAMED CLEETUS
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: *yeets the child*
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