Yard Stick 

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.

Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"

Yard Stick by Brengland February 6, 2010

yard stick 

venoms yard. if invited be prepared for a long stay.

wanna come round my yard?

yard stick by venom March 22, 2004

yard stick

weed pen, penjamin

yo come hit this yard stick

yard stick by 420wizard October 22, 2025

Yardstick 

A One Hundred Dollar Bill

“How much is that sack gonna run me?”

“Throw me a yardstick”

Yardstick by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019

yardstick 

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

yardstick by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

yardstick 

1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.

1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."

yardstick by cshannon17 March 7, 2010

yardstick 

A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).

He used a yardstick to measure things.

yardstick by Dueck April 15, 2006