Yapologize

When someone tries to apologize but ends up yapping a bunch of excuses instead.

“I didn’t mean to ghost you, but my phone died, my dog ate the charger, and Mercury was in retrograde…”
— Bro, just say sorry. Don’t yapologize.

She yapologized for being late: 10 minutes of traffic excuses, 0 seconds of accountability.

by AdrianWells September 6, 2025

I DO apologize

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

Yapologist

Someone who yaps so damn much they could make a career out of it

“And then I was like-“
“Shut the hell up. You’re a yapologist for Christ’s sake. D1 at yapping.”

by Random_ahh October 2, 2023

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Fapologize

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

Tapologize

OneRebuplic's way of saying "to apologize" like a spaz.

It's too late tapologize!

by Aldarn January 27, 2008

I DO apologize

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009