Yapologize

When someone tries to apologize but ends up yapping a bunch of excuses instead.

“I didn’t mean to ghost you, but my phone died, my dog ate the charger, and Mercury was in retrograde…”
— Bro, just say sorry. Don’t yapologize.

She yapologized for being late: 10 minutes of traffic excuses, 0 seconds of accountability.

by AdrianWells September 06, 2025