The baddest mother fucker on Kik messenger. A god-like hybrid between Caesar from Fallout New Vegas and Kanye West. Don’t even bother fucking with this dude. You’ll get your ass AND throat fucked by his long, thick cock.
Yasary is the sweetest but meanest human you will ever meet. She is so honest and it's really easy to get close to and love her! If you ever meet a yasary you're so lucky to have her. Cherish her forever she will easily become your best friend. Not to mention she is super pretty and her curls are out of this world :) <3
Girl 1: Have you met yasary?
Girl 2: Yeah she's the best!
Boy 1: Yeah i have a really big crush on her she is so pretty
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!