A fictional Bulgarian folk singer dubbed "the master of the ocarina." His hits include "baa baa black sheep" and "my babushka baby" as well as more traditional songs such as "havah nagilah" and "the girl from plovdiv."

Appeared in a sprite commercial in the late 1990's and broke the hearts of milllions when it was revealed at the end of the commercial that one could not purchase the fake CD in question.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods