It be somethin' you wish.
Kinky fish/human coitus.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, gimp, FLOP ON THE DECK FOR IT!
when you get a boob job from a chick when she's laying down and just as you're about to ejaculate, hold your penis in one hand and go toaster streudal style on her bare stomach.
Vunerable ladies fear the infamous chicago street sweeper!