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You Fuck by Flowerscumfuck December 12, 2020
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When your friend decides to do i like your cut G with a pinch of disinfectant in his hand and you know you’re fucked.
Friend*with disinfectant in his hand*:„I LIKE YOUR CUT G!”
You*raging*:„YOU FUCK! Now im full of disinfectant you bitch!”
You*raging*:„YOU FUCK! Now im full of disinfectant you bitch!”
You Fuck by Flowerscumfuck December 14, 2020
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*lil Timmy dislikes post*
“You fuck, I’ll have you know that I know that I have a hobby for ripping off the limbs of those who give my posts dislikes, YOUR NEXT TIMMY!!!”
“You fuck, I’ll have you know that I know that I have a hobby for ripping off the limbs of those who give my posts dislikes, YOUR NEXT TIMMY!!!”
you-fuck
When you're trying to watch a movie on YouTube and it's been removed due to copyright. Fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right.
Steve- Man- I wanted to watch The Interview on YouTube and instead Bitchass SKAAANK came ovefer and said YOutuuubbbe doesnt have it and then try to distract me with some random NYEUGA who doesn't have anything to do with James Muthafunking Franco when Im just trying to snuggle with my ugly bitch, and they direct to some brokeass website that they say has moth-er3%@ing SETTTH ROGAAAINE and it takes me to muther fluckin BROPLAY DOT MOTHERFUCKIN COMM NIIIIIGGGAAA And looking like the mutherfucking DOuche NOZZle for the night I look up to the night sky and say, Fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right!!
Friend-That's cool man but I just wanted some of the chips man. But, you right. You got You-fucked, Youtube you-fucked you up, fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right.
Friend-That's cool man but I just wanted some of the chips man. But, you right. You got You-fucked, Youtube you-fucked you up, fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right.
you fuck one goat
This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
you fuck one goat by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017
You-Fuck-You
You-Fuck-You by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009
You fuck with me, you stuck with me
When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
You fuck with me, you stuck with me by Lil Booty February 3, 2017