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You get no bitches 

Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.
Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?

Trace: Yes

Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches

You Get No Bitches 

When someone says this to you, they are letting you know that you get no play. that you are unable to get girls.
Person 1:”I just got a perm.”

Person 2:”Wow bro, you get no bitches.”
You Get No Bitches by insideurmom06 January 30, 2022

You get no bitches 

Something someone would say when they’ve never talked to a female in their entire life
Guy 1: You get no bitches
Guy 2: I gave your mom HIV last night after she told me that you’ll be a virgin for the rest of your life

You Get No Bitches 

If you make the LeBron Meme Face You Get Absolutely NO Bitches
Sam -“Hey Conner let’s make the lebron face”
Conner- “This is why you get no bitches Sam”

National you get no bitches day 

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex
John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

you look like you get no bitches on your dick 

common phrase said by shlinkot
yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick
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