Landon

A hot and sexy magik main that’s great at everything and fucks the shit out of modessi on the daily with his 40 inch strap

Person #1: Landon is so sexy I wanna touch him
Person #2: he’s too busy pegging modessi

by fortniteyellowbattle December 16, 2024

You get no bitches

Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.

Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?

Trace: Yes

Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches

by fortniteyellowbattle May 01, 2022