yomomma

A cooler way of insulting a friend or a complete stranger's mom.

Guy #1: "Dang man, you look like shit."

Guy #2: "Yomomma."

by Whatalosa September 30, 2006

YOMOMMA

1. A rude thing that every black dude says
2.an insult

YOMMOMMA SO FAT AYE. YOMOMMA IS A SMALL PENIS!

by ZENNYYY October 13, 2021

yomomma'sglasses

a reply to the insult "nice glases"; from the IT season 3 episode 1 "From Hell"

Roy: Nice glasses.
Moss: Not as nice as yomomma'sglasses.

by Jen Barber December 1, 2010

yo momma

The answer to any question, when the correct answer could not be attained at the present time.

"Please tell us who the first president of the USA was?"

"Yo momma"

"Dude, i just got an A+ on my math test"

"Dude, I just got an A+ with yo momma!"

by Mrs. Schnider February 24, 2004

Yo momma

The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.

“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.

“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!

by A WHITE GUY April 28, 2019

Where yo momma at

An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.

Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.

Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?

by pimphand5 May 3, 2009

yo momma

A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004