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Semen, spunk, Jizz, Manfat, Cum etc
I sprayed her face with hot yoghurt sauce.
Yoghurt by fatbob May 11, 2003
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somebody that acts stupid does stupid things...or its just a wierd yet funny way of insulting somebody.
the "yoghurt" spills the "insulter's" drink

the insulter:"what the f**k did u do that for you yoghurt!!"
yoghurt by fuckinidiot August 29, 2006
what is on the end of grant's dick after sex
grant . . . you know the head doesn't like fruits of the forest . . . it has to be 99% fat free you cunt !!
yoghurt by paul August 4, 2004
this is how to spell yoghurt
"Do you want yoghurt?"

"yes pls uwu"
yoghurt by imnotnikoipromise February 21, 2026

Yoghurt Weaver 

A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.

Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.
The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.
Yoghurt Weaver by Lollib August 15, 2006

Yoghurt Knitter 

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

Yoghurt Nonce 

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off
What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!
Yoghurt Nonce by 37gang October 16, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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