1. The process of yawning while speaking, which transforms both the accent and the language itself into something unbelievably hard to understand for a brief moment in time. Caused by the inability to close one's mouth, a mandatory technique in speech.
2. A phenomenon that occurs in every language of humansociety. Involves continuation of speech during a yawn, which disables the speaker from closing their mouths making what they say difficult to understand, usually lasts only a second or two. Facial contortions and saliva spraying may simultaneously occur.
Jim: Hey you look really tired, where are you coming from?
Sally: I was at over at the grocery store and, wahh owahh heyahh ahhh (yawning) happened.. Excuse me... and then like....
Jim: Wait Whaat? There was like a 2 second yawnversation in there
A yawn performed when you are talking to someone who tries to conceal their fatigue by yawning with their mouth closed. Akward facial contortions are a dead give-away to a yawnversation.
Non-yawner: "...so i said, fine, i'll work your shift, but she's all like, no forget it..."
Yawnversation-er:(silence accompanied by eye squinting, scowling and the jutting out of the chin)
A conversation that bores you so much, you accidentally yawn while listening. To be bored from converstation to the point that you begin to get sleepy.
after listening to a co-worker give a presentation about fiscal restraint and market stimulas, Sue said.." I thought that yawnversation would never end".
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*