An office supply that does yape things, like jumping up and down on the
piano. It is better than all other office supplies, since all their songs are borigami. Messes up
paper in ways only yape can do. Costs $4790 at Staples and is also sold at Office Depot, though the
price is unknown. Is stronger than an anime swordsman.
Wait, we still
don't know what yape *does*!
Side effects of yape use
may include dizziness, vomiting, fevers, backaches, headaces, heartaches, kidney damage, liver damage, diarrhea, constipation, drowziness, fatigue, rashes, hives, irritation, inflamation, fear of
clowns, change in tastes for ice cream, desire to purchase a Lamborghini, subscription to Juno Songs, Subscription to Man on the
Internet, please subscribe to both channels, I swear to god, they aren't competing or anything, in fact, Alex is the one singing this song, vomiting, and heart palpitations.