Niggar:hey joe that hoe ass crack head cracker that be frontin while Dippin through our ject got yapped for his timbs. Friend: oh shit that hoe ass be soft like Nicki's ass fore her ass got shethered by Remy. Niggar:next time I see him I'm got yap him up with dis semi. Friend:niggar u raw like ski slopes
To make your mates go for 'one drink' with the secret and devious intention of having many more and becoming loosely drunk before hitting the town.
Charlie: "does anyone want to go to the pub on this lovely Tuesday night?"
Frank: "yeah, but I know you are trying to get me yapped and then I'll end up frazzed"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."