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Y.A.P - a Young Age Pensioner, a person that is old before there time and shows no interest in enjoying the benefits of youth.
Mike - 'Hey Jonny are we hitting the clubs tonight?'

Jonny - 'No way man I am staying in watching the last night of the proms with nice cup of cocoa'

Mike - 'Jonny you are such a Y.A.P'
Y.A.P by nothinbetter2do August 26, 2009

Y.A.S.A.P 

If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).
John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?

Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet

John: Y.A.S.A.P
Y.A.S.A.P by kats_legend August 5, 2011

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F 

Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F
Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

P_A_Y___A_S___U__G_O___C_R_E_W 

the heviest garage crew dat ever existed wiv bare hevi MC'in on top of freestyle DJ'in.
everybody wanna be a topshotter, chartopper,
gal work da mic proper,
i take u upper lik a helicopper, chopper don stutter or mutter any word dat i utter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally used by the Army to indicate a planning method; f.y.p.a. is now commonly used to indicate when something is indeed "for your punk ass"
"Who's beer is that?"
"Don't know. Guess it's f.y.p.a."
f.y.p.a. by Petey John December 25, 2006