Xuxa 

Post-menopausal, hooker-esque, Brazilian lady who ran her own kids show in Brazil. It ran for a few years in the U.S. as well. Usually, giant funky letters would pop out of nowhere and spell XUXA!, then she'd come down a whipped-cream covered slide (only a slight exaggeration) and yell "HELLO!!!" into a bright red microphone, while wearing a tight, spiky minidress, white lipstick, and a fez, possibly with go-go boots. At some point, she'd look at the camera and say something like, "Kids, if your house is on fire, call 911, but keep watching Xuxa!" At the end, she'd put on red lipstick and kiss innocent children (who, by the way, would hang from the ceiling by their feet and yell and scream throughout the show)/ the camera, then dive into an inflatable pool filled with Jell-O. This would be funny if it wasn't almost entirely true.

"HELLOOOOO! Remember kids, if your house is onf fire, call 911. GOODBYE!!!!" -Xuxa dives into large vat of pudding-

Xuxa by Dog Of Glee August 24, 2005

Xuxa 

A girl who has a huge heart. She cares for everyone in her life. She loves her family and friends with her whole heart. She typically likes to make people happy even if she is not.

Friend 1: I cannot believe how sweet Xuxa can be.

Friend 2: I know she’s going through so much and she still wants to make others happy.

Xuxa by Basicbokey February 7, 2020

xuxa 

can also mean chucha (spanish swear word, which means pussy)

this is used on aim or msn

where x = ch (like in roche (roxe) etc)

que xuxa haces?

que chucha haces (what the fuck are you doing?)

xuxa by fuentesori January 9, 2007

xuxa 

shut up

sometimes repeated for dramatic effect "xuxa, xuxa"

arose cerca 1996, when the doll dubbed "xuxa" hit the toy market

originated from its resemblance to the "shhh.." sound often associated with quieting a rather annoying din

my roommate was fucking his girlfriend and she was screaming like a siren so i screamed "xuxa! i'm trying to get some homework done here!! professor hardinger is the devil!!!"

xuxa by ucla May 8, 2003

xuxaz

The best fucking youtuber ever

Xuxaz has a big penis

xuxaz by fuck = April 9, 2020

xuxaso 

FUCK! or in the Spanish language (slang) = XUXA! (spelled out in slang, correctly spelled = chucha

In Spanish the letter X sounds like the English CH sound

NOW...if you say "xuxaso", that's similar to saying, "OH FUCK", meaning that was a BIG issue.

Emilio drags his feet out his car and slides out with exhaustion. He has just gotten off of work and has arrived home. As he gets out of his car, he sees that his homie's car is in HIS driveway. Ok, Emilio doesn't remember inviting him over for dominos tonight. No way, he wanted to spend some time with his girl before passing out for some zzzzs. He walks in his house and the mood is set for romance. Lights out, candles on, Eddie Santiago's greatest hits is playing in the background. "Xuxa", Emilio angrily whispers. He starts stompin up the stairs to the room he shares with his girl. Once he's reached the closed door to their room, he pushes it open with his thumb and closed fist. Manny's booty is up and down and Emilio's girl has her legs wrapped around it!

Emilio gets at Manny, and begins by stabbing the air with his trigger finger, all the while yelling obscenities in Spanish!
"Que xuxaso!!!" (Que=what)

xuxaso by panamami April 17, 2010