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Xindemic 

the global health crisis of 2020
Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.
Xindemic by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
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xandemic 

A time period during the mid 2010s when young adults (mostly high school students) were using and addicted to Xanax.
“Yo man! wanna pop this bar with me?”
“Nah bro my homie juan died during the xandemic, i’m tryna stay clean, yk, out of respect.”
pussy😂😂”
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xandemic 

the xandemic was a period of time from 2016-2018 where everyone in high school were always using xanax or were just there to get xanax, or do to do xanax.
"yo bro remember in high school when you was fuckin BARRED OUT in the middle of class"
"haha yea bro xandemic was the best and worst part of my life"
"yh bro you literally fell forward as soon as you got up, never have i ever laughed harder at your goofy ass"
xandemic by alldayye October 19, 2023
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