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A rapidly spreading virus that may or may not take over the Xbox population and everyone is pissed off.

Symptoms include:
A. Invasion of privacy
B. Stalkers
C. Over heating

D. Modders
Your Xbox is prone to commit suicide so try your best not to hold it out a window for it may try to "slip" and be abliterated on the ground below.
Guy 1: "Let's play some games tonight!"
Guy 2: " I would but my Xbox caught Xbola and it sorta jumped out the window if you know what I mean"
Guy 2: " Oh right I'm sorry for your loss"
Guy 1: " fuck it"
Xbola by DuRt February 17, 2015
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Always the smartest and handsome in a group. Kind, caring, considerate and talks too much. He does not take shit from anybody. Not judgemental or cares about anything beyond their control.
He is so Xolani (smart and handsome)
Xolani by The dopest June 15, 2018
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a term to call someone who is annoying but has ok times. Like when someone is, in general, a horrible person but is ok about a 3 % out of 100% in their life and usually hates yemiits. "Xpolar" can also mean someone is a hot person or attractive, or a very cold and mean person
"omg stop being an Xpolar"
"whoa he's like an xpolar"
"don't talk to him he can be an xpolar
xpolar by xanxan_elliexx December 27, 2021
That guy who bullys poor innocent people :(
That xBlank who bullies me.
xBlank by xBlankBulliesMe March 18, 2017
Xiola is the prettiest, smartest, yet quietest and shy person you'll ever meet with a big ass. This girl is loyal but can be fiesty at times if needed she is also funny and random but will make you smile. If you find this girl you better keep her.
"Hey I seen Xiola today dude, she got a fine ass an she's funny. I'm about to make her mine."
Xiola by Xiola September 11, 2018
Baddest Bitch, pretty, smart, cute, hot, girlfriend material, and that bitch.
1) Omggg ur such a Xola.

2)Do I look like a Xola Rn
xola by Alex M. November 21, 2021
She is a Pretty Girl, Her Name is "Xolanie" She is really smart,Funny,and she is Latina, Also she Is Crazzy As Hell Shes A FIGHTER And she loves to play Sports and Dance
"Xolanie" is a girls name and she is Crazzy
Xolanie by XoSavv7811 July 19, 2019
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