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st. john xxiii college prep
St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.
st. john xxiii college prep by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017
Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII
We are a family. We are the best contingent ever, (XXXIII) like periodtttt! We are dumb smart, we are really smart, grade wise. However, in real life we are really stupid. Like we dead do the most dumb things, but we are so smart. We know how to do good grades, we know how to party, and stick to each other. We finesse our ways until we make it. Boarding schools we are coming for you. Yeah so even tho we have had no sleep in a long time it will be all worth it. Our fears are finals and getting kicked out. So yeah basically we have the best teacher. Honestly Lawrenceville is where most of our bond occured, most of our memories came from there . Someone outside from prep will never understand how tight the community at prep 9 is. All the no sleep breakdown, laughs cries will be worth it! Ayyyyy yooo boarding school check! No Cap! Heavy on it!
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Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII is the best periodttt
Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII says "integrity my butt and what is sleep?"
Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII says "integrity my butt and what is sleep?"
Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII by Prep 9 Cont. XXXIII December 23, 2019
John XXIII College
John XXIII College is one of the only co-Ed private schools within the Western Suburbs of WA.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.
Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.
Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
Often overlooked in favour of traditionalist institutions like Scotch College and Presbyterian Ladies College, John XXIII (colloquially referred to as JTC) is a surprisingly boring school with a strangely hidden cultish underground. Many central figures within the school such as Principal Robert “Hendo” Henderson along with groundsmen and certain teachers, are revered by the students, and are celebrated in the yearly ritual “JTC Day”, where ritual dances and songs are often performed to hype up the appearance of the real leader of the College’s cult, Jason.
Jason is a mythical figure to all. How he uses his diabolos to summon devils and enthrall students is unknown but the method is so effective that Jason himself has caused contained school flash mobs and riots.
Further examination of Jason’s cult is required, and will be added as more is found out.
John XXIII College by Spider-Man Dinosaur October 11, 2020
Super Bowl XLVIII
The Super Bowl/final game of the 2013-2014 NFL season, where the NFC Champion, Seattle Seahawks had the best defense in the NFL while the AFC Champion, Denver Broncos had the best offense in the NFL. The game was over hyped and was thought to be close. Seattle ended up raping the shit outta Denver. 43-8
Fb fan: Bruh u remember Super Bowl XLVIII?
Fb fan2: Oh yeah lmao, when the broncos got anal fucked by the seahawks
Fb fan2: Oh yeah lmao, when the broncos got anal fucked by the seahawks
Super Bowl XLVIII by Babies n Bombs August 20, 2017
Pope John XXIII High School
A school that prevails for people who are hardcore Catholics, don't smoke weed, and generally reside in fagoland. Everyone else is fucked for 4 years.
Pope John XXIII High School by Adelie Smith May 26, 2010
XVIII
The roman numerical value of the number 18 which represents new beginnings and abundance. The number 18/XVIII also symbolizes success.
XVIII by Mastermind88 July 14, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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