X-Pox
A shit console that came from Bill Gates' arse and shud be shoved back up there manually. Copies every PS2 and GC games because it cant make any proper game of its own.
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X-box pox
result of being a gamer on the 360. usually gotten by playing call of duty. starts as acne because your gamer ass doesnt have time to take a shower. evolves into a nasty scrotum hanging from your nose. eventually develops into a full length wiener complete with aids filled puss fucks covering face. nastier than a grundle pie .
me: holy shit! what the fuck is on your face?!
benner: i dont know dude! i was just playing black ops and it appeared, like magic!
me: i think you got X-box pox!
benner: i dont know, ive never seen anything like it!
me: ....dont you have a penis?
benner: a what?
benner: i dont know dude! i was just playing black ops and it appeared, like magic!
me: i think you got X-box pox!
benner: i dont know, ive never seen anything like it!
me: ....dont you have a penis?
benner: a what?
X-box pox by bobobobobobobo7 January 9, 2011
xpox
A fast spreading disease. Highly Communicable among nerds, geeks, Gamers, and haxors, the disease is spread by contact of the game "Halo 3".
Symptoms include:
Insomnia
Dehydration
Rapid weight loss or gain
Atrophy of social life
atrophy of sexual life
Permanent damage to thumbs, eyeballs, and ears.
There is no known cure as of yet.
Symptoms include:
Insomnia
Dehydration
Rapid weight loss or gain
Atrophy of social life
atrophy of sexual life
Permanent damage to thumbs, eyeballs, and ears.
There is no known cure as of yet.
Nic>"I dont think I'll be able to make it in to work today"(deadly sounding cough).
Boss>"Oh? whats the matter? are you sick?"
Nic>"yes(cough)I seem to have caught the Xpox(sneeze) thats going around"
Boss>"Oh! well take all the time you need".
Nic>"Thank you sir(wheeze)Im feeling dizzy, I have to go now"
Boss>"Feel better. Bye" (hangs up)
Nic>(hangs up) "Sucker!"(Halo 3 music blares in the background)
Boss>"Oh? whats the matter? are you sick?"
Nic>"yes(cough)I seem to have caught the Xpox(sneeze) thats going around"
Boss>"Oh! well take all the time you need".
Nic>"Thank you sir(wheeze)Im feeling dizzy, I have to go now"
Boss>"Feel better. Bye" (hangs up)
Nic>(hangs up) "Sucker!"(Halo 3 music blares in the background)
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026