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A Wyatt G is a big fat idiot who thinks he is funny and cool but is actually a real piece of s***. A Wyatt G usually has a semi-good hairstyle and is a white boy with usually a blonde type of hair color. If you meet a Wyatt G you are very unlucky and you probably ran away because your eyes hurt just looking at him. He may cheat on people and is a real d*** head.
Man: OMG LOOK ITS WYATT G!!!
Girl: HOLY S*** RUN BEFORE YOUR EYES HURT!!!
Wyatt G by yourlittleboyKARL. April 5, 2022
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Brooklyn Wyatt-Gibson 

Brook(Lyn) is the 3rd member of roadtrip after getting very fast after trialling for the band , although at first he was called Gibson , brooklyn often has several nicknames ( eg brooky bird man ) . He is a lovely young man that is weird and an idiot at times but he is also kind and sweet and incredibly nice to everyone.
Brooklyn wyatt-Gibson wouldn’t treat me like this .

Wyatt Garcia 

The kid that stole Zoey Dickerson's heart!

UGH I'm so frickin jealous
Me: Do you know who Zoey Dickerson likes?
My friend: I think it was Wyatt Garcia
Me: AHH FRICK!
Wyatt Garcia by Ligma_balls273 April 29, 2022

Wyatt Grey 

Colorblind fuck who throws little kids off of buildings. Also bites people.

Wyatt Garcia 

I will admit it now, this is the Wyatt I described before.
One thing, he needs to listen to hold me while you wait by Lewis Capaldi to understand how deep things run for me.
Another thing...

Wyatt is a nice kid. I love him no matter what he'll say. Swear word or not, he matters to me a lot. Wyatt reminds me of a lot of my friends, the good ones, and the bad.
No matter what he'll do, I can't let him go. He's a sweet kid, and if he likes another girl, I will let him go. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
Yes, this will come off as sappy, but I don't care. As long as he knows the truth.
Wyatt Garcia is the reoccurring daydream.
The reoccurring dream during the long sleepless nights.
Wyatt Garcia is someone who...
Cares about all of his friends, no matter their gender.
Knows how to be a really caring person, no matter the situation.

Plus he has some SEXY cowboy boots. :)
Wyatt Garcia may not like me...

But no matter what...

I love Wyatt Garcia.

-Zoey Dickerson
Wyatt Garcia by I_am_Zoey May 10, 2022

Wyatt gereau 

That is a Wyatt Gereau right there
Wyatt gereau by Rocker998 July 18, 2016

Wyatt gigot

Wyatt can be a calm person but can also get very out of and and one may say there annoying, most of the time can’t stop talking about there trucks and some may people may ask if he has taken his pill
Do you know Wyatt Gigot he’s pissing me off
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