I_am_Zoey's definitions

Olivia

A person who will call me zooey despite all the times I say no

Olivia: Hi Zooey
Me: I'm Zoey!

by I_am_Zoey April 22, 2022

Charlotte

She's my best friend and is obsessed with blue

Me: Charlotte what's your favorite color... Wait, it's blue
Charlotte: BLUEEEEEE

by I_am_Zoey April 22, 2022

Spencer

An idiot

Spencer (to O): try-hard
Me: ur an idiot Spencer

by I_am_Zoey April 22, 2022

I Love U

Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!

Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol

by I_am_Zoey April 27, 2022

Hannah

My best crazy friend with red hair and blue eyes

Me: yo hannah wassup
Hannah: I'm ur bff right?

by I_am_Zoey April 29, 2022

Owen

He's a nice person, but we're only friends. I don't care bout that tho

Me: hey Owen what's up?
Owen: I'm good.

by I_am_Zoey May 3, 2022

Wesley Waagon

A literal IDIOT that tore my frickin heart to bits after I swore to him that I would stay with him forever.

Wesley Waagon I swear if you even THINK about me again I will punch u in the balls

Wesley Waagon is a frickin idiot

by I_am_Zoey May 9, 2022