The WumboJam Is The Food For "The Wumbo's", It Is Unknown Where And How The Wumbo's Ate This Wumbojam But It Does Exist. A Fossil Of A Wumbo Was Once Found In 2009 Where A Substance Was Found Covering The Wumbo Fossil. The Scientist's Dubbed It The "Wumbojam"
Person 1: Whats the most famous mythical food you know ?
Person 2: The "Wumbojam" !
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'