Wuhdiddago

A locally infamous folk apartment complex building 11 bound fuzzy monster demon usually invisible to human eye ball bags except once every blue moon if you ingest a minimum of 2 grams of methamphetamine salts rectally (or intravenously but reportedly less reliable without the bum involved) every day or night (its always night) (morally conscious drug fiends do shit at night to protest against big daylight) consecutively for the 3 days leading up to the blue moon and then you'll maybe spot a Wuhdiddago demon guy moving an unimportant unnamed Chinese bit of electronics you really urgently need all the sudden from one hiding spot from yourself underneath a big fuckin mess over here to another hiding spot from yourself inside an unmarked DVD case inside an Amazon box for Jeffrey bezos sweet nitrous oxide facts underneath a big fuckin mess over there before disappearing forever maybe if that was him (it was) until the next blue moon drug bender but only if you use the correct ROA and (this parts important) it has to be a bit of electronics that you really super badly need to use right now and you throw every item you own across your tiny apartment room

...until you find the bit of electronic trash and see that you just stepped on it, get a nasty infection, get either evicted arrested or both from throwing shit against your apartment walls from 3am to noon on a fucking Tuesday while blasting (important detail is the equalizer maxing out the bass and clipping so bad it hurts to listen to) real dope rap about a completely foreign lifestyle to you in a language you only kind of understand in a real short playlist on repeat every weeknight but never on the weekend (kudos if you can add another speaker during big daylight time especially if it announces in a Chinese accent it has powered on and it's battery testicles need tickling or its powering off soon, always @max wake the fuckin neighbors granny's up volume every single time out of fucking no where it's China ball bag battery's want there woop chicken and your neighbors new infant will be alerted of these filthy battery slut demands)

"Wuhdiddagoooooooooo!!!! Nooooooo wuhdiddago wuhdiddago wuhdiddago!"

..... "Wuhtsawuhdiddago? Nooo don't be silly it's Wuhdiddago. Wuh-didda-go-doe is the Latin formal plural for its spawn should be (if your building 11 has a basement they keep em down there sometimes cute lil guys the wuh-didda-go-does or they won't shut up with the flailing their hands around totally disrespectful to all the adult wuh-didda-goes just trying to relax and secretly move about your thingys dawg) But don't take my word for it do your own research pls!!!"

by Dawuhdiddagohoe July 04, 2022