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Wannabe In Fifa A.K.A someone who will never be making it to FIFA and the closest thing they got to being in FIFA is Cristiano Ronaldo hair.
Do you see those guys they are such WIFA players... they'll never make it to FIFA.
WIFA by Ty-Lily Oof October 5, 2018
Related Words
Wrifa Wifa wifail Waifando wifak WiFart Wriffle warifa weifang whifa

wifawesome 

Someone who is a little Miss Susie Homemaker, who is awesomely funny and good-looking, and would make an awesome wife, but is not yet one. Wifawesomes tend to enjoy baking cookies, taking care of others, cooking, cleaning, and arranging fresh flowers. They love children and animals and always have painted toenails. Most people feel extremely comfortable around a wifawesome because they have warm, welcoming personalities. They enjoy sex (but are not slutty) and tend to make men melt, yet remain single. Wifawesomes are smart and resourceful. It is a common physical trait for a wifawesome to have dimples and a sparkling smile.
Single guy says to single really great girl, "I can't believe you are still single. You are such a wifawesome and one day you are going to make someone a really awesome wife." Single really great girl says, "I know! I mean, I enjoy baking and cleaning and would have sex with my husband no less than 5 times a week. I'm such a wifawesome, I'm surprised I'm not an awesome wife yet too."

Waifando 

A Waifando is person that either switches genders constantly or is gender neutral
A Waifando is the combination of Waifu and Husbando
Emporio Ivankov is my waifando

I'm dating a non binary person, they're my waifando
Waifando by The DeathMaster January 27, 2020
A brief period where your wireless network card, usb stick, access point or router drops out for no apparent reason.

Usually, this seems to happen mainly with Belkin routers and cards...
My router just had a giant WiFart, but it seems to have recovered now
WiFart by KaraokeStu August 23, 2010

wifanker 

1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
1) Two friends at a bar:

guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"

2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"

3) girlfriend to girlfriend:

gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
wifanker by Rolee January 4, 2017
Abbreviation for: “White Hag Illiterate Fucking Ass”, synonym for gay bitch.
Friend #1: “Shes so stupid all she does is watch milf edits and eat hot chip”
Friend #2: “I know shes such a whifa”
whifa by ILoveLearning334 January 25, 2021