wifawesome

Someone who is a little Miss Susie Homemaker, who is awesomely funny and good-looking, and would make an awesome wife, but is not yet one. Wifawesomes tend to enjoy baking cookies, taking care of others, cooking, cleaning, and arranging fresh flowers. They love children and animals and always have painted toenails. Most people feel extremely comfortable around a wifawesome because they have warm, welcoming personalities. They enjoy sex (but are not slutty) and tend to make men melt, yet remain single. Wifawesomes are smart and resourceful. It is a common physical trait for a wifawesome to have dimples and a sparkling smile.

Single guy says to single really great girl, "I can't believe you are still single. You are such a wifawesome and one day you are going to make someone a really awesome wife." Single really great girl says, "I know! I mean, I enjoy baking and cleaning and would have sex with my husband no less than 5 times a week. I'm such a wifawesome, I'm surprised I'm not an awesome wife yet too."

by wifawesome/tigersud March 10, 2009

wawesome

So awesome that its weirdness does not affect its awesomeness. But still wierd.

George: Look at that egg-shaped alarm clock. That's pretty wawesome.

by Starshine the Brave August 8, 2007

Wawesome

Awesome and weird, but so awesome that its weirdness does not affect its awesome-ness

Whoa, that umbrella in the UniQ definition is really wawesome!

by Starshine the Brave August 12, 2007

Whawesome

The act of a white individual being awesome.

Jack was being whawesome when he bought drinks for his friends at the bar.

by BWJack August 9, 2012

wifesome

When wives all married to the same man do it while the man is watching

"Wow we had a great wifesome last night *wonk*. "
"Yeah but i think we could of done better. "

"You ladies were amazing!"

by SexyWives69 December 14, 2016

Wawesome

To be wicked and awesome

Our LEGO base is so much more Wawesome than Ben’s. He doesn’t even have the Italian Hippie.

by The Italian Hippie November 7, 2021

awesome wawesome

awesome wawesome- a babyish way of saying awesome.

"Awesome wawesome" said the youngster.

by superawesomewawesome March 22, 2010