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You know those complete losers who win...
Although Jimbo won the race in a literal sense, he was never more then a fuckin wozer in the eyes of the crowd.
Wozer by Dreadlock Holiday September 28, 2004
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That lil bitch wozer think he in Freattle
Wozer by FUBAR FISTER December 1, 2022
Sometimes a winner, sometimes a loser - a wozer!
A: He finished writing his first novel last week.
B: What a success!
A: Yeah. And this week his wife left him for his best friend.
B: Right. Well, I guess that makes him a wozer.
Wozer by heyswimmyjimmy February 26, 2024
A guy named Robert that can't pronounce his Rs.
Wobert by Lnk3 November 15, 2017

power WoWer 

I made a chair that recycles my waste into food. I AM A POWER WOWER!
power WoWer by SkydivinWhales February 28, 2007

WIZER or WIZZER 

WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis
Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"