Wowzum

Said while staring at your phone with dead eyes

Usually followed by silence, a sigh, or closing the app

Indicates irreversible brainrot exposure

“He put Subway Surfers gameplay under a courtroom clip. Wowzum.”

“Bro said ‘hear me out’ and pulled up a JPEG from 2007—absolute wowzum moment.”

“I opened TikTok for two seconds and got hit with wowzum energy.”

Wowzum by gzdani December 14, 2025

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wowsum

wowsum = wow + awesome, it could also be spelled wowsome!

It was a wowsum meeting, a wowsum idea that came to my mind last year!

wowsum by brionisland January 17, 2019

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Wowsum

Wowsum is the element of surprise, you didn’t expect it to happen as in it’s so wrong but feels so right

Wowsum! Shes really doing that! I’m finna get active in this mmhmm

Wowsum by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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