Wowzum

Said while staring at your phone with dead eyes

Usually followed by silence, a sigh, or closing the app

Indicates irreversible brainrot exposure

“He put Subway Surfers gameplay under a courtroom clip. Wowzum.”

“Bro said ‘hear me out’ and pulled up a JPEG from 2007—absolute wowzum moment.”

“I opened TikTok for two seconds and got hit with wowzum energy.”

Wowzum by gzdani December 14, 2025

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wowsum

wowsum = wow + awesome, it could also be spelled wowsome!

It was a wowsum meeting, a wowsum idea that came to my mind last year!

wowsum by brionisland January 17, 2019

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Wowsum

Wowsum is the element of surprise, you didn’t expect it to happen as in it’s so wrong but feels so right

Wowsum! Shes really doing that! I’m finna get active in this mmhmm

Wowsum by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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