Wowzum

Said while staring at your phone with dead eyes

Usually followed by silence, a sigh, or closing the app

Indicates irreversible brainrot exposure

“He put Subway Surfers gameplay under a courtroom clip. Wowzum.”

“Bro said ‘hear me out’ and pulled up a JPEG from 2007—absolute wowzum moment.”

“I opened TikTok for two seconds and got hit with wowzum energy.”

by gzdani December 14, 2025

wowsum

wowsum = wow + awesome, it could also be spelled wowsome!

It was a wowsum meeting, a wowsum idea that came to my mind last year!

by brionisland January 17, 2019

Wowsum

Wowsum is the element of surprise, you didn’t expect it to happen as in it’s so wrong but feels so right

Wowsum! Shes really doing that! I’m finna get active in this mmhmm

by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020