Definitions by gzdani

Wowzum

Said while staring at your phone with dead eyes

Usually followed by silence, a sigh, or closing the app

Indicates irreversible brainrot exposure

“He put Subway Surfers gameplay under a courtroom clip. Wowzum.”

“Bro said ‘hear me out’ and pulled up a JPEG from 2007—absolute wowzum moment.”

“I opened TikTok for two seconds and got hit with wowzum energy.”

Wowzum by gzdani December 14, 2025