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worst day ever syndrome

Spiraling depression. A condition in which a person feels that each day they live is worse than the preceding day. Most generally, this phrase applies to individuals whose personal lives are merely stagnant, rather than actually becoming worse by the day, as might be the case for a starving refugee or a cancer patient.
"Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. "
Office Space, 1999

People who exhibit symptoms of worst day ever syndrome are urged to immediately seek professional help -- or to acquire a social life, whichever seems more feasible.

Worst Day Ever

Aaaahhh. Worst day ever. Diarrhea, community service, and pizza party.
Worst Day Ever by USF October 16, 2008

Worst Day Ever

Waking up one morning and realize you got screwed by paypals automated service and you now owe $1300 to Paypal and $700 to your bank worth of fees.
Like the other day when I got screwed by paypal over and over and that was teh worst day ever
Worst Day Ever by Bigmoneystacks April 15, 2009

worst day ever syndrome

A day that starts out bad and continues to spiral downwards into a totally worthless day.
"This morning I overslept, then missed the subway by a second, tripped on the door step, got caught coming in late by the boss, accidentally removed an important file, got yelled at on the phone for over half an hour, had to skip lunch and then a bus splashed water all over my suede sneakers."

"Shit! You totally got the worst day ever syndrome going on!"

"I know!"
worst day ever syndrome by Philip C February 17, 2007

Worst Day Ever

1st of July, when unfortunately The Blade died.
I hate to wake up to this
Friend- Man today's Worst Day Ever
Me- Yeah dude I hate to wake up to Technoblade's death
Worst Day Ever by Luciffrrr July 1, 2022

National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. 

Basically on 2 April send tweets/posts etc on what saying that Thiago Alcantara is the worst player in football/soccer. If you know someone that thinks he's a great tag them in the tweet/posts.
Today is National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. I think Thiago Alcantara is the worst player. He holds up the play, plays the ball backwards and slows the game down for his team.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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