world wrestling federation

The World Wrestling Federation WAS the worldwide leader in "Sports-Entertainment" specializing in scripted, wacky storylines and fixed matches during a time period from 1980-2002 when it was FORCED by those arrogant "pandas" aka the World Wildlife Fund for Nature to change their promotional name from World Wrestling Federation (the real WWF) to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), since then WWE has become a shithole where pussy ass bitches like John Cena (a wannabe who can't wrestle for shit) and Randy Orton (who at time of definition entry was Unified WWE World Heavyweight Champion) SCREW WWE!!

Long Live the REAL WWF (World Wrestling Federation)!!!!!

Person 1) Sir,I demand you donate $100 to the WWF
Person 2) Why? so you can ruin my life?
Person 1) Excuse Me? You disrespectful jerk!!!
Person 2) I ain't dealing with no stupid ass, good for nothing "pandas" who STOLE the WWF initials from that wrestling promotion in Stamford, CT
Person 1) Why are you still angry about that?
Person 2) Because EVERYBODY knows that the real WWF stands for World Wrestling Federation, so take that biatch!!!!
Police Officer) Sir, you're now under arrest for harassment of a wildlife-based fundraising organization!!!!
Person 2) NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

world wrestling federation by JDawg01913 March 2, 2014

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World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style

Otherwise known as WWFISSHM style:
Before reaching climax (in any orifice) you must carry out every devestating wrestling move known to man, pin her, win the count and do an impression of the entire crowd cheering you on and then slap her and go to sleep.

1:What happened to xxxxx at the party last night? She came out in a wheelchair!
2:Yeah my buddy xxxxx carried out a wwfisshm (World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style) on her.

World Wrestling Federation International Superstar Smash Hit Megastar Style by Steven Redknapp October 17, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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