Wooly Witch 

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave

That hitch is a Wooly Witch

Wooly Witch by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020

Witchy Wool 

Nasty frizzy hair, frequently filled with debris. Can be used to describe hair in various parts of the body. Also used to described a persons lack of hearing.

That chick 's witchy wool got all in my face, I think I caught bugs.

Or

Get the witchy wool out of your ears so you can hear me!

Witchy Wool by Redtailcow November 25, 2016