Woolly Mammoth 

A very blonde man who plays the trombone attracted to a very hairy man. Both men are in marching band.

Billy Bob: Jimmy D, you keep me so warm in the winter with your man hair.

Jimmy D: What else are woolly mammoths for?

Woolly Mammoth by BBTM August 27, 2009

Woolly Mammoth 

Much older woman who likes younger guys. Usually a woman over the age of 65. Older version of a cougar.

Ted: "Did you see the way that lady is looking at me? What a cougar"

Jim: "Dude that's not a cougar, look at those saggy tits, that's a Woolly Mammoth"

Ted: "Oh well, I'd still rip her Depends off and smoke her hams"

Woolly Mammoth by Romese October 21, 2011

Woolly Mammoth 

An implied sexual term that describes the physical abuse of a penis.

a.) When a guy beats another person in the face with his cock.

That one nigga wouldnt shut up so i gave him a woolly mammoth and the beat the shit out of him wit my dick.

Woolly Mammoth by ThisNigga October 3, 2008

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth 

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012

chocolate woolly mammoth 

A sexual act in which one takes a dump on a girl's chest, shaves their pubes onto their own shit, and proceedes to titty fuck her

For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.

chocolate woolly mammoth by Wangcaster September 19, 2009

Awkward Woolly Mammoth 

Awkward Woolly Mammoth
In the line of the Awkward Turtle family... but this is to be used for the MOST SUPREME of awkward moments. Do the awkward woolly mammoth by outstretching your arms and curving them downward, and then waddling forward. Add an awkward trunk motion if the situation calls for it.

Person 1: "Dude. I knocked on my ex-boyfriend's door and his girlfriend opened the door without her shirt on as he buttoned up his pants" *does the awkward woolly mammoth move*

Person 2: Yea that is so awkward you gotta call upon an extinct animal.

such a moment calls for the most extreme of the awkward motions- the awkward woolly mammoth.

Awkward Woolly Mammoth by FranFine February 29, 2008

Wooley Mammoth 

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

Wooley Mammoth by disathome July 28, 2010