wookied

when someones head is rubbed against a guy's balls.

DUDE! John got wookied by Larry!
That's so nasty!!!!!!!!!

wookied by Mr. T. Bag April 25, 2011

wookied

The term wookied is meant to be an other word for getting so drunk you can no longer see straight. At this point the person who has been drinking tries to impersonate the crazy noise the wookie makes in the Star Wars movies. This could also be used as an "warning" for other people that are around the drunk person.

Man, I was so wookied last night I dont know how i got home.

Dude, guess what...... I AM WOOKIED!!! (impersonates the sound)

wookied by Patrick Buckle April 3, 2006

Wookied

Having girls lined up so you never run out of options, having a girlfriend yet having a backup for when you get bored.

I'm getting bored of halley so i wookied kelsey up so i have another girl to occupy me when i dump her ass.

Wookied by gotplayed February 27, 2010

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

pookie wookie elfie bear 

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

pookie wookie elfie bear by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013