Wookie Dick

When a man's pubic hair exceedes the size of his dick so much that it is hard to spot his dick in all the hair.

Girl: So how was tom last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!

by Red fox 23 January 19, 2011

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021