Woody Allen

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.

one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.

by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017

woody allen

A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend's adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it's not incest, it's still rather creepy.

Woody Allen directed Annie Hall.

by Andrew Callaway August 2, 2003

woody allen

A Jewish nerd with an erection

Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.

by hipsterjew April 7, 2010

woody allen

A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?

"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."

by Alison Krueger August 29, 2003

Woody Allen

also see: asiaphile, yellow fever

40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!

by Jessica May 16, 2004

Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

Woody Allen

Definition: a creep mentioned a lot in the Epstein Files that married his adopted daughter who he raised from the age of seven and adopted two more daughters with her. Who has been accused of assaulting another adopted daughter from his first marriage.

Example One: Who are you Woody Allen!?

Example Two: Thats some Woody Allen type shit!

by InfoBringer February 21, 2026