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Woodgered 

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.
I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

Owen Woodger 

A large object or celestial body, Always adding to a number more than 300 meters in diameter and 900 meters high. Usually fearsome due to it's abnormal size. Sometimes, these are found on single planets but are very rare because they contain their own gravity, most do try their best to keep their distance to keep from being caught in the magnetic field. A good distance to keep from one is around 1000 meters away
Oh dear lord, it's an Owen's Head! Run for you lives!
The sun
any planet
mount everest
Owen Woodger}

whoburger 

Word used to define a vajina which has been created through modern Sexual Reassignment Surgery SRS Often used in place of the word "vagina" to make explaining the surgery and the final product easier on those engaging in conversation.
Transexual Amy: "Once the surgery is all done, my whoburger will work just like a genetic girl's!"
Adam: "Wow, even in sex?"
Transexual Amy: "Yep. Just like a real whoburger."
whoburger by Transexual Amy September 15, 2009
To go woodger. To pull a woodger. To be woodger
woodger by S.D.132 June 2, 2008

Log In The Woodburner 

euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.
'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)

Wootburger 

an expression used when something awesome happens.
also a variation of such words as: wootsauce, wootshake, wootfries, wootjerky, & wootmonger.
this guy: dude i got us a ride to the concert!

that guy: fuckin' wootburgers bro!
Wootburger by Tangerine/Homicide November 25, 2009