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Woodvale 

Another stupid theory Swifties made up about the Taylor Swift's third sister album of folklore, called "woodvale".

After the release of "folklore", people zoomed into the pictures of the photoshoots and found "woodvale" written in the top right corners. Before "evermore" (the actual sister album), there was woodvale.
Swiftie 1: remember woodvale?
Swiftie 2: yeah we were seriously clowning. it was probably just a mock up title for folklore.
Swiftie 1: fr
Woodvale by vehicularbitch December 29, 2022
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Woodvale 

A shitty suburb north of Perth full of eshays and skanks, bunch of methhead mothers who raised them and a shitty high school in the bumfuck middle of it. filled with grown men and women who grew up in the suburb went to the highschool had a whole family and stayed there and never outgrew their boring fucking lives and instead decided to procreate and make more fucking woodvalians or whatever u call those gross creatures
“Wow, did you see that methhead?”
Gotta be from woodvale…”
Woodvale by hdogggg420 September 24, 2022

Woodvale 

A suburb in northern Perth, WA
Once you move to Woodvale, you never go back. Filled with what can be called generations of pommy white trash who attented Woodvale Secondary College and then followed by their offspring. Nothing happens in Woodvale, except for heroin abusing mothers and nicotine feining children.
P1 “What school do you go to?”
P2 “Woodvale”
*Blocked*
Woodvale by purtypurty November 4, 2022

woodvale 

A northen suburb in Perth W.A that is the home to nearly all woodvalins, a try hard , slutty , derro school and full of chavs. not safe to walk around at night in palmpark(especialy) cus youll get chumped by the abc crew !
"omg, look at all those derro try hard slutts, we must be in WOODVALE"
woodvale by JorGiepie August 14, 2009
Home of Wannabe gang bangers that do drugs to be cool and home of J. B. Pritzker the lori lightfoot of the Northwest suburbs
Did you hear about that fight in wood dale, I heard they both cried at the end
Wood Dale by TheRollinStoner126 April 12, 2020
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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