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Not to be confused with the American edgewater, Edgewater is a suburb in Perth, WA. With bumfuck nothing going for it, the only schools in the suburb is a Primary School and a Private high school, if u do intend to send ur child to a highschool consider homeschooling them unless you want to send them to the surrounding ghetto schools such as Belridge or Wanneroo. What can be said is while there is a high population of old fucks, there is a rise in the number of pre pubescent delinquents, preferably they like to either graffiti or smoke weed at their local park (out of the about 4, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING PARKS?) I mean who could blame them what else is there to do in Edgewater?
Edgewaterian 1: Wanna go punch cones carnt?
Edgewaterian 2: Bloody oath mate!
by purtypurty November 5, 2022
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A suburb in northern Perth, WA
Once you move to Woodvale, you never go back. Filled with what can be called generations of pommy white trash who attented Woodvale Secondary College and then followed by their offspring. Nothing happens in Woodvale, except for heroin abusing mothers and nicotine feining children.
P1 “What school do you go to?”
P2 “Woodvale”
*Blocked*
by purtypurty November 5, 2022
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