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wood walker

A woman who gives a man an erection/ wood,

And then Walks away!
Wood Walker . A

person that gets a man aroused/ wood .Then Walks away!
A cock tease.
wood walker by Gridn308 January 5, 2024

woodwalker 

A Man or Woman who puts their life on the line daily to keep the lights on so that others may enjoy the luxury of electricity. Also referred to as lineman. They climb wood poles with hooks and work hot secondary from the pole or hot primary from a hot board. Sometimes these Woodwalkers spend hours standing on hooks to restore power. They also work out of bucket trucks. These men and woman are the backbone of America. With out their dedication many people would die during winter and summer months. Food would have to be stored in a different manner, I wouldn't be typing on a computer charged by the electricity they provide, and you wouldn't be on level 58 on whatever dumb game you're playing.
Jack: "I can't believe the power went out after that storm"
Buddy: "Quit your bitchin!!! The woodwalkers are here away from their families to restore the power so your mom can charge her secret toy"
woodwalker by hooking aint easy December 12, 2013

woodwalker 

someone who walks in the woods, usually a creepy person alone carrying a flashlight, usually wearing plain old jeans and the typical lumberjack plaid shirt and woodwalkers are typically men from their 30s-80s, they like to scare people and make weird noises to wind up the noisy teenagers being all "brave" walking through the woods and screaming their heads off the first sound of a twig breaking. woodwalkers have no lives and live alone or with their 90 year old mother, woodwalkers' jobs can vary from working at home depot to working at a lumber mill. stay away from woodwalkers, they are not to be trusted. also, they smell pretty bad.
Teen Girl 1: OMG this is soooo scary walking thru the woods at 12 at nite! we're such rebels! omg wut if there are like bears or something in the woods!
Teen Girl 2: B!tch please, the only thing you need to be afraid of in the woods are woodwalkers.
woodwalker by mistakingston October 26, 2012

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026