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Wooble Job 

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.
I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.
Wooble Job by stripchecker December 31, 2012
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Wobble Job 

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.
She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.
Wobble Job by Timmy November 17, 2003
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wobble jobble 

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
wobble jobble by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

wobblejobber

Recieving oral gratification for a woman while your unit is between her bossoms
I'd like to get a wobblejobber for that lady!
wobblejobber by crewil July 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004