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Wongtan

Someone who has no idea what is going on half the time, is constantly confused, and tries to be a good friend.
" It's Wongtan =P"
by Wonger September 28, 2003
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wangtang

A distinct irony taste on the penis derived from a previous snatch which is found while performing fellatio.
I know my mans cheating on me because I tasted wangtang on his penis.
by wutangfu February 25, 2011
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wangtangular

When an object becomes damaged and its resultant mis-shape appears to now approximate the shape of a penis. An object that is overtly phallic in design/shape.
Dude!... that landmine blew your friggen leg off - look at that thing laying there - it's totally wangtangular!

Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!
by D. Morris February 24, 2006
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Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.
Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .
by imanicelady July 7, 2011
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wangtang_v2

WangTang_V2 from BustaBit is a word for someone who has done a $1,000,000 gambling bet for retarded odds. or small amount of money. When someone does a huge bet you call them a WangTang_V2, unlike a generic Ryan who pussies out.
You going to do a huge bet and beat the max bet, gonna be a WangTang_V2 unlike a generic as fuck Ryan??
by Shilro September 11, 2020
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wongman

An Asian friend used as an accomplice (and catalyst) to pick-up women.
Chen is going to play wongman tonight at the bars--he's money with the ladies.
by Jeremy Ko December 17, 2007
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wangtangbangalang

An orgy. Normally with Asians.
Hey Chad, come watch this wangtangbangalang!
by Flavia23 July 13, 2006
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